Women Vs Beer – Darn Them Both
I’ll come straight to the point, no stupid wannabe funny introduction to this. Probably cause I can’t think of any, or cause I’m high. No.. Not by beer.
I got this as a broadcast message on BBM:
Beer Vs Woman
A Beer is always wet, a woman is not..1 point for beer!:p
Beer is horrible, when it is hot..1 point for women!;)
A cold beer satisfies you..1 point for beer!:D
For a beer, you pay taxes..1 point for women!;)
If you take a second beer, the first one doesn’t get angry..1 point for beer!:p
You can always be sure that, you are the first one Opening a beer..1 point for beer!:D
If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself..1 point for beer!;)
You know exactly how much a beer costs..1 point for beer!:p
A beer does not have a mother..1 point for beer!:D
A Beer won’t ask you to hug her for half an hour after having it..1 point for beer!;)
So the Score is…
Beer beats women
8 to 2
If you’re a guy, enjoy this message..If you are a woman reading this and getting angry, know that a beer would never get angry….
And I was like “lol” n all.. And happily forwarded it on to a few people. One of them, a girl, found it “interesting” of sorts, and replied –
(This is exact copy paste, so sorry for the informal language)
-A woman lisns to ur shit beers make u passout nd puke…1 point fr women
-A woman u can show off to other guys a beer ne1 cn buy…..1 point to women
-a woman u can swoon over god noes hw long….a beer gets over in 5 mins….1 point to women
-a woman helps u wid studyz nd last min ans nd shit….a beer will gv u hangover so u cnt evn wk up nd fail….1 point fr women
-After beerz u want women evn mre….beers after women u dnt need…..1 point fr women!
-Im a woman nd u txt me olmost evryday…nt sumtn u cn do to a beer….1 point fr women….look abv its 8-7….nw 8-8
Oh nd 1 last to beat it…..d stuff u watch on tv, net, evry movie nd video nd stuff u dream of? Yeah….u dnt gt it from beers!;) beaten!
I don’t really know why I’m blogging about this, or sharing it with you all, but I found this absolutely brilliant! I don’t know if you should take this as a joke or as something serious, but its definitely something awesome to read!
And by the way, if you do by chance have a glass of beer in your hand, do raise it! ;)
(If you have more points for or against either teams, please comment)